A toothpaste in green please

Dear Manufacturers,

Please consider manufacturing your products in color green. Don't get me wrong, I am not Green World...Global Warming...Save the Earth propagation. The reason for my suggestion, are the below situations:

1. "Mummy....I want GREEN auto. I want to only go in GREEN auto." and your child cries himself to sleep moaning GREEN autoOOOOO.

2. He refuses to brush his teeth for days only because I can't find him a GREEN paste and brush....grrrr

3. Honestly, there are not enough GREEN pants and GREEN t shirts in all the malls as there are in my home

4. Tantrums, in the middle of the night because he wants GREEN bed sheets and blankets.

5. GREEN shoes, GREEN caps, GREEN watch blah GREEN blah GREEN blah blah blah

I hope now you get it, and be careful lest your kids contract the ORANGE/GREEN/YELLOW/RED/BLUE disease.

From,

The harrowed mother of the boy who loves GREEN!

Let's find my mind...

My most interesting conversations with Simba happen, while getting him ready for school. Like today:

"Mummy?"

"Yes?"

"You know, I lost my mind and I did not even know that."

"Eh?"

"Yeah, I lost my mind, where should I find it mummy?" (mummy looks up to see that he is dead serious.)

"Who told you that?" (mummy getting increasingly upset).

"Daaadddyyy"

Conclusion: Daddy gets toasted!!

Happy Children's day

So on children's day...walking Simba back from school, I realize how the rest if my day would go..

Simba: "Mummy, after we go home, 1st you give me lunch. And then you make me do my homework. I have 2 homework by the way.
And then we will go out and buy hard paper and make a remote control car at home. (Seriously, I have no freakin clue how that's possible.)
And then we will take my cycle and fill petrol for the tyre. (Ok, I think he means air)
And then you make me learn how to play guitar so that I can sing "Eye of the tiger" for my talent show in school.
That's it!" (oh yeahhh)

Mummy: (wiping the sweat off her brow) "Ummmm okkkkayyy!!!"

So, happy children's day...